nursing awa
Published 1 year, 4 months ago in My life.shad im a bit worried about my awa. call me oldfashioned but some of it looks a bit oldfashioned to me.
Village of Nook
Australian Workplace Agreement for Nurses
l. Daily sweep and mop the floors of your ward, dust the patient’s furniture and window sills.
2. Maintain an even temperature in the ward by bringing in a scuttle of coal for the day’s business.
3. Light is important to observe the patient’s condition.
Therefore, each day, fill kerosene lamps, clean chimneys and trim wicks.
Wash windows once a week.
4. The nurse’s notes are important in aiding the physician’s work.
Make your pens carefully; you may whittle nibs to your individual taste.
5. Each nurse on day duty will report at 7 a.m. and leave at 8 p.m. except on the Sabbath, on which day you will be off from 12 noon to 2 p.m.
6. Graduate nurses in good standing with the Director or Nurses will be given an evening off each week for courting purposes or two evenings a week if you go regularly to church.
7. Each nurse should lay aside from each pay day a goodly sum of her earnings for the benefits during her declining years so that she will not become a burden to her family. For example, if you earn $30 a month, you should set aside $15.
8. Any nurse who smokes, uses liquor in any form, gets her hair done at a beauty shop or frequents dance halls will give the Director of Nurses good reason to suspect her worth, intentions and integrity.
9. The nurse who performs her labours and serves her patients and doctors without fault for five years, will be given an increase of 5 cents a day, providing there are no hospital debts outstanding.
i want to be a good nurse but nib whittling was never full explained in nursing college. as you can see dave was a bit shocked as well.
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I particularly like clauses 7 & 8. Not suprised by Dave’s look, I believe nib whittling has that effect on most people
Listen, i it were not for nurses having a very highly developed sense of guilt, the health system would have collapsed many years ago. Nurses deserve great pay, training & support.
Saturday 21 July
Office of The Mayor
Dear Keeper of the bandages
As keeper of the bandages, you are responsible for the well being of our villagers. If, in the extreme scenario, you are not happy with your charter, i respectfuly suggest, you contact this office, and we will bend over backwards to facilitate your needs.
Shadow Master
Mayor Village of Nook
Typical politician, trying to tell nurses what they can and can’t do.
Evil Overlord
unofficialy
Evil Overlord- shew, go away, be quiet
shadow master- he he he he (thanks keeper of giggles)
No, I have the right to bother you. After all you are a public figure now! (Like Paris Hilton, heck that’s creepy)
yeah but i am prettier than paris hilton
cheerio- you evil thing
shadowmaster